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PostSubject: Jokes (Bad or Otherwise)   Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:17 am

'I passed Uncle Albert on the street and asked him 'Excuse me, what is
the cheapest computer around?'. He answered 'You want DELL, boy.' Laughing Wink Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes (Bad or Otherwise)   Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:59 am

A man goes to the doctor and says "Help me doctor, I can’t help stealing things"?
"Okay, take these pills twice a day for a week" replied the doctor. "But what if
they don’t work" said the man
"Then get me a 42 inch plasma television".

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes (Bad or Otherwise)   Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:01 am

What do people think of my joke, best joke maybe? Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes (Bad or Otherwise)   Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:02 am

yes i loved it got anyone like that
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes (Bad or Otherwise)   Sun Oct 14, 2012 12:52 pm

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes (Bad or Otherwise)   Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:30 pm

What do you call a deer with no eyes?


No idea

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes (Bad or Otherwise)   Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:49 am

What has teeth but doesn't bite?

A comb Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes (Bad or Otherwise)   Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:09 am

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?




I don't know but it would slow him down
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes (Bad or Otherwise)   Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:15 am

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes (Bad or Otherwise)   Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:22 am

Oh, Arden, what a comic you are. Smile

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